DATING SIM MEME

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Stolen from procrastinators who stole it from sketdansu



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[thorneinyourside]

[She'll find as she enters that Kiaran is completely unbothered by this disruption. Really, the footsteps down the hallway prior to the rattling of the lock were enough to signify that his roommate was coming home with an uninvited guest today. He's sitting up on the top bunk, a laptop at his side— open, but not being used— and a school newspaper in his hands, which he is flipping through despite having earbuds in his ears that suggest he's only half-reading. There's a lot going on here, but none of it seems to suggest any illegal activities. > Play it cool! She's got no proof!] And this "tip" is hot enough to warrant an illegal search-and-seizure? [He doesn't even look her way as he flips another page.] You know I'm all about the student rights, but search away. It's wasting your time, not mine.

[disciplynn]

I'm not searching or seizing anything, Kiaran. Yet.

[Lynn steps over Arete and approaches the bed. She slips her hand into her schoolbag and raises up a set of photos.
Fanned out like a hand of cards is an assortment of lewd pictures of--oh. It's Lynn, Nashu'to, Quinn, and even Kiaran himself. They were all clearly taken from around locker room/shower corners or from the cover of bushes, etc.

She glares up at him, blushing.]

What the hell is this?

[She had confiscated this collection from Miyuki Snowrunner, and followed the trail of sources or lies to this dorm room.
Lynn's goal was to determine if Kiaran's minibusiness was the origin and buy their entire supply.]

Selling stuff like this is grounds for expulsion. Hell, just taking these photos is. You've got your lackey taking pictures of you, even? You're pretty confident, huh.

[What will you do?!
> I AM pretty confident ;D There's more where dat came from get in mah bed Lynn wink wink wonkity wonk
> SNATCH THE PHOTOS AWAY RIGHT NOW and RIP THEM TO PIECES!
> Lose your cool and nosebleed all over them/her. This wasn't my doing!!
> Oh, shit, this WAS my doing. I'm actually a lucrative business pervert and I better think of a good bribe for this lady more lewd photos
> This WAS my doing, but she still has no solid proof! Play it COOLER, like a CUCUMBER or an ICE CUBE or an iced cucumber
> Murder Arete/get expelled/go to jail]

[thorneinyourside]

[He continues "reading" his newspaper, ignoring the evidence she shoves towards him as he can't even be bothered to deal with something that's so not his problem.

At least, it wasn't his problem, until she mentions that his photos are a part of the circulation. This information clearly is new to him, and he does:

> SNATCH THE PHOTOS AWAY RIGHT NOW, though he doesn't rip them up. He checks them to verify her claim. Had she been bluffing, he would have easily played into her hands, but it's worse; she's right.

He shoots an intense glare in Arete's direction, who quickly reads the mood and skedaddles away as fast as his little legs can carry him.

He exhales a deep, frustrated sigh as he now...

> RIPS THEM TO PIECES

and scatters them off the side of the bed, some of which might hit Lynn on the way down.]

And just what, exactly, makes him my lackey? As we've both seen, I'm just as much a victim in this case.