DATING SIM MEME

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Stolen from procrastinators who stole it from sketdansu



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[thelionguard]

[>Grab him by his extended arm and forcibly remove him from his own laziness.]

Puhlease. You think they would keep that up forever?

[While the care packages WERE nice and all...he needs to learn some self sustainability!]

We need to get actual food. Dried meat and cheese are only palatable for long.

[thelionprince]

[It's a good thing that she grabs him, as he can be quite persistent in his slacking. It's a pain, but... Well, when he gets his own food and prepares it (read: she gets it and also prepares it), it does taste pretty good.]

Can't you just do it by yourself? I mean, you basically do anyway. Wanna borrow my bow and arrow?

[> "Oh yeah, that'd be a great help!"
> Point your lance at him threateningly.
> Drop him and walk away. He can just starve to death.
> HERE comes the lecture.]

[thelionguard]

[>HERE comes the lecture.

She puffs her cheeks, mad, she WANTS to maybe smack him around a bit, but that never seems to work. It's lecture time!]

Of course I could, but you should HELP. Isn't the whole point of us being out here to help you be more like a nuhn? I know it's not like dad hunts now, but he did, and he still is strong, and brave, and confident. and you....well..

[She picks him up so she can look at him in the eyes.]

You need to step it up, brother.

[thelionprince]

[Okay, wow, ouch. He knows he's not comparable to his father, and he's been okay with that since he really doesn't have any drive to take over the tribe. BUT that doesn't mean he's useless! He can still be those things! So hmph, it seems like the lecture works.

For now.

He lets out a loud half-groan, half-sigh as she pulls him up, and he avoids her gaze. She really does know how to get her point across, but maybe there's other ways to do it???]

You don't have to go that far, jeez... Can't you ask nicely once in a while?

[> Do it. Ask nicely!!
> Drop him to the ground.
> Ask "nicely" with a slough of insults peppered throughout.
> Continue the lecture, he really needs to get this through his head!]

[thelionguard]

[>Drop him to the ground.]

I'd ask nicely if you would actually do it when I did.

[She looks down at him, hands on her hips, a concerned look on her face (well a mix of concern and oh my god he is hopeless)]

Come on, aren't you hungry? Let's get going.

[thelionprince]

I don't know how you can say that so confidently when it's never once happened...

[He mutters this under his breath, but whether or not she hears it, he decides to let it go once she seems to let up. That, and— he is rather hungry.

He sighs again, picking himself up and brushing off the dust.]

Yeah, yeah. What are we eating today?

[> Salad.
> Loaghtan.
> EVERYTHING from the finest buffet in Thanalan.
> You know what, screw this, we're going to a bar.]

[thelionguard]

[>Loaghtan.]

Hm...Loaghtan sounds good. They're fairly simple prey, and their meat is pretty good.

[She nods to him and then turns, walking away, expecting him to follow.]

I figure hunting two will be enough for us (unless we find some of those strange meatless ones...)

[thelionprince]

[He lets her walk ahead a few steps before he lazily lags behind, arms folded behind his head as he lets out an incredible yawn.]

It's pretty far, though... Can't we just teleport to the nearest aetheryte?

[> TURN AND GLARE.
> Just ignore him.
> ... oh right, teleporting is a thing, that's actually a good idea
> FINE, just this once, but only because you're hungry, too.
> Teleport him back on his ass.]

[thelionguard]

[>TURN AND GLARE.]

Why? Walking's good for you. We can get warmed up before we go hunting.
You're so lazy.

[She shakes her head and turns back around, leading the way. She sighs, figuring that maybe she should give him SOMETHING]

Depending on how it goes, maybe we can teleport back.

[thelionprince]

[Sorry, what were you saying? He's already teleporting the second that she turns her back on him. He's not even sure where he's going, actually, but he figures she'll find out and catch up, and HE can catch up on his sleep in the process!

> You notice right away and stop him in time with a well-deserved kick
> You notice, but it's all you can do to grab onto him and hop onto his teleport
> You notice, but you're too late!!
> You don't notice and go on walking for like five minutes before you think how obedient he's being for once and you turn around to compliment him and then... oh]